No Grinder, No Problem! 5 Ways To Grind Weed Using Easily Available Tools
Smoking weed is a simple process; get your flower, grind it into small pieces and roll it up in rolling papers or throw it into a bowl and light it up. That’s the ideal situation. However, sometimes, the grinder will go missing, or you will forget it at home, which means you have to figure out alternative ways to handle one of the most important steps of the smoking process. So, how do you grind weed without a grinder?
There are several reasons to grind weed, the most basic being it’s the only way the buds will fit in rolling paper. Breaking up weed allows the joint, blunt or bowl to burn evenly.
A weed grinder also allows you to break up the weed into smaller chunks without getting your hands sticky from the resin. If you are using a bong, using ground-up weed will allow for even burning and last you more hits than just dumping the whole nug into the bowl.
So what happens when you find yourself with weed but without a grinder?
If you find yourself ready for a smoke sesh without a weed grinder, there are a variety of ways you can use to get your smoke on. And no, we aren’t talking about sticking the whole bud into the bowl and lighting it.
While you could technically get away with trying to smoke a huge chuck of flower, you will soon understand the drawbacks, including the dreaded uneven burning, large pods of ash and you will be left with a chunk of unburned weed at the center. So what are the best ways to break up weed without a grinder?
How To Break Up Weed Without A Grinder
Whether you are at home trying to unwind after a long day or you are at a party and in charge of getting everyone high, several basic tools may come in handy if you have to break up weed without a grinder.
You will be surprised at how many options you have in any situation. So whip out your stash and smoking implements and get ready to get high, for here are five best ways to break up weed without using a grinder.
As the name suggests, a coffee grinder is a still grinder whenever you need it to be. This may be the easiest way to grind up weed at home if you have one. When using a coffee grinder, ensure you thoroughly clean to rid off any coffee bean residue.
Pack the weed loosely up to the fill line and turn on the coffee grinder for up to 5 seconds. Open the grinder and check if the weed pieces are small enough to smoke. If they aren’t, repeat the process for another 5 seconds or until you are satisfied with the results.
This method works well with dried weed nugs as they are easier to chop and don’t stick to the grinder. Note that a grinder is designed to turn coffee beans into fine powder. You don’t want this to happen with your weed, as it will be hard to use. Ensure the weed particles are big enough to allow good airflow but small enough to burn evenly.
The only downside to this method is the cleaning after, unless you want your morning coffee to be a little more energizing.
At a party with no grinder? Check if someone has a pair of scissors lying around; there definitely will be a shot glass of some sort. If you are looking to chop up a larger amount of weed, a clean drinking glass will do just fine.
Start by cleaning and drying both the scissors and glass to avoid contaminating your high-quality weed. Fill the glass halfway with the cannabis flower. Ensure it’s packed loosely to make chopping easier.
With the scissors, start by cutting the buds in half and then use the tips to make the pieces even smaller. Chop the weed up slowly to avoid weed spilling out of the glass. It also helps to do this over a clean surface just in case some of the weed falls out.
Stir the weed with the scissors to bring up larger pieces that might need to be cut some more.
No grinder? No problem! How about an old-school technique that works to perfection? For this method, you will need an empty pill bottle or a small rigid plastic container with a lid and a few coins – one may work just fine.
To use, clean the pill bottle and let it dry. Coins are known for carrying germs, so wash the coin or wipe it down with sanitizing wipes to keep the germs and dirt off your weed.
Place the weed into the container, up to 3/4 full, ensure it’s packed loosely. Screw the lid back on the pill bottle to ensure nothing falls off and shake it vigorously for one to two minutes.
The coin will cut and grind the flower into smaller pieces when you shake the bottle. After a minute or two of shaking, open the bottle and check if the bud is broken to the desired size. If not, shake for another minute or two or until you are happy with the results.
This method works best with dry weed, but it will break up sticky weed too, just not as well.
Probably one of the simplest methods on this list. You will need a sharp kitchen knife – a dull one will just smash the bud and bleed resin, a cutting board and weed.
This method works with any type of weed; however, letting it dry out may make it a much easier task. To break up the weed, place the buds on a clean chopping board and use a clean knife to chop them into smaller pieces.
To make it easier, you can take the bud and cut it lengthwise, then rotate the board and cut it in the other direction. Chop up the weed until you are satisfied it’s small enough to be rolled up in a joint, blunt or a spliff.
Ensure you watch your fingers to avoid injuring yourself.
The mortar and pestle method is a traditional way of grinding herbs, turns out that includes the HERB. For this method, you will need to ensure your weed is dry and not sticky. If it’s not, try leaving the buds sitting out for a few hours. If you are in a hurry, place them in the freezer for up to 30 minutes.
Pack your weed loosely inside the mortar, fill it about halfway, so there is enough room to grind. Use the pestle to manually grind it until you are happy with the size of your pieces. Make sure not to grind down too hard, but use firm pressure.
Other Ways To Break Up Weed Without Using A Grinder
There are other “less recommendable” ways you can use to break up your weed without using a grinder. For example, you can use your hands. However, if your weed is sticky, this will be a real pain, but it will probably be worth it if the alternative is not to smoke.
Alternatively, you can use a cheese grater, but you may end up injuring yourself. All in all, nothing beats using a grinder. The good thing is you don’t have to break the bank getting one. You can now order the fantastic LPB plastic weed grinder at LowPriceBud, the number one mail order online dispensary in Canada!