First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You’ll feel a heady relaxation that’s unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 60% Indica / 40% Sativa
THC: 29%
Common Usage: Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Cramps, Muscle Spasms
Effects: Body High, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting
Stephen (verified owner) –
I felt almost immediately stress free, and relaxed.
julia (verified owner) –
Gave me a warm body buzz without gluing me to the couch. Great for evenings
Mikayla (verified owner) –
Perfect for insomnia and anxiety.
Jonathan (verified owner) –
Smooth draw, heavy exhale, calm results.
Henry Baudet (verified owner) –
Put me in a very, VERY relaxed state of mind. It’s incredibly smooth when inhaled! Definitely on my rotation!!
Arden Li (verified owner) –
It’s a very calming, but productive, high.
Sebastien (verified owner) –
Full-body relaxation with a smooth, mellow high.
Ada (verified owner) –
Probably one of the best strains for sleep in my opinion. Perfect for relaxation and chilling, especially if you’ve got time to kill.
Hanson (verified owner) –
Pure serenity. Quieted my mind completely.
Morgan (verified owner) –
This strain hit me in the best way. The aroma was amazing, and the effects were calming yet uplifting. Great for both day and night use.
Cynthia (verified owner) –
I smoked this and decided nothing else was getting done. Perfect end of day weed.
Olivia S (verified owner) –
enjoyed this strain more than I thought I would. It wasn’t too heady or heavy, but still provided a nice, chill vibe. The flavor profile was earthy with a hint of sweetness, making it really easy to enjoy.
Howard (verified owner) –
Perfect for movie night. Relaxed but not zoned out.
Casey H (verified owner) –
You can tell some care went into this one. Everything feels smooth and even, with no harshness. A good example of quality done right.
Emily R (verified owner) –
Very potent! Took a couple of hits and was feeling it almost instantly. It gave me a good mix of creative energy and relaxation. I found myself deep in thought but still able to focus on tasks. Great for creative work or just kicking back
Natalie F (verified owner) –
This had a comfortable, easygoing feel. Everything worked together nicely, and it stayed consistent the whole time.
Hunter Belfield (verified owner) –
crazy strong – burns incredible , nice and slow – white ash – fat oil ring