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Incredible Hulk AA $40.00/Ounce
Incredible Hulk, not to be confused with “Incredible Bulk,” is a sativa dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous Jack Herer X Green Crack strains. This powerhouse bud packs a THC level of up to 18% and hard-hitting effects that will leave you couch-locked and lazy for hours on end. You’ll feel an energetic onset at the start of the Incredible Hulk high that fills you with a lifted sense of focus and pure happiness. As this effect expands and your mind soars through bright creativity, your body will start to drop off into a state of tingly relaxation. As it dips further and further into this physical state, you’ll be hit with a powerful case of couch-lock and an accompanying sense of lethargy that leaves you unable to move as your mind soars. Thanks to these effects and its high THC level, Incredible Hulk is often chosen to treat chronic stress, depression, insomnia, chronic fatigue, and appetite loss. This bud has a sweet berry herbal flavor and a dank woody aroma to match. Incredible Hulk buds have super heavy oversized dark olive green nugs with sparse bright orange hairs and a coating of clear crystal trichomes.
Sativa Dominant Hybrid – 70% Sativa / 30% Indica
THC: 16% – 19%
Common Usage: ADD/ADHD, Chronic Pain, Depression, Fibromyalgia, Headaches, Insomnia, Loss of Appetite, Multiple Sclerosis, Stress
Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy
Space Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain (85% indica/15% sativa) created through crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 X Wookie #15 strains. Perfect for a lazy day spent at home watching Netflix or snacking, Space Monkey packs a full-bodied high that is super relaxing in nature. You’ll feel a euphoric on set almost as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with an expansive tingle and pure unfocused happiness. As your mind settles into this blissful state of unawareness, relaxing body high will work its way over you, leaving you totally calm and at ease with the world around you without causing too much sedation. Thanks to these effects and its high 26% average THC level and 1% CBD level, Space Monkey is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or PTSD, depression, appetite loss or nausea and chronic pain. This bud has a sweet and fruity grape flavor with a lightly sour citrusy exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a flowery effect to it, too, that’s notably lavender in nature. Space Monkey buds have small grape-shaped dusty green nugs with bright orange hairs and a coating of tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 85% Indica / 15% Sativa
THC: 19% – 23%
Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy
May Help Relieve: Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia
Durban Punch is a 100% pure sativa strain created through crossing the powerful Durban Poison X Ciskei F3 strains. The perfect heavy-hitter for any sativa lover, Durban Punch packs a one-two slam of energizing and clarifying effects that will have you ready to take on the world with just a toke or two. You’ll feel the effects hit you almost immediately, slamming into your mind with an uplifted happiness that fills you with clear-headed motivation and a sense of vibrating mental energy. You’ll feel your senses sharpen and clear with a touch of focus and a boost of euphoric creativity. A lightly tingly physical high accompanies this lifted state, helping relax aching muscles without causing sedation or couchlock in the slightest. Combined with its high 16-25% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, these vibrant effects make Durban Punch a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic stress, mood swings and headaches or migraines. This bud has a sweet and fruity peach flavor with hints of mouthwatering strawberry licorice and touches of herbal spices. The aroma is very similar, with a rich spicy peach tea overtone accented by woody pine. Durban Punch buds have rounded piecey bright neon green nugs with lots of thick orange hairs and a coating of frosty chunky white crystal trichomes.
Sativa
THC: 20% – 24%
Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy
May Help Relieve: Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia
Gelato Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Gelato #33 X Wedding Cake strains. Famous for its insanely delicious flavor and super relaxing high, Gelato Cake is one bud that every indica lover needs to add to their list. This bud packs a sweet and sour creamy vanilla flavor into each and every toke, accented by rich peppery pine upon exhale. The aroma takes a surprisingly pungent turn, with a gassy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and sweet cream. The Gelato Cake high isn’t quite as vibrant, with creeping and relaxing effects that are perfect for a late-night treat. You’ll feel a slow build of euphoria hit you first, pulling your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease that’s pretty creative, too. As your mind settles, a relaxing body high will slowly ebb and flow throughout your entire physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you fully immovable at and ease. This combination does turn sedative, so expect to doze off at some point! With these effects and its super high 16-21% average THC level, Gelato Cake is often said to be perfect for treating chronic pain, insomnia, inflammation, chronic stress or anxiety and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has dense grape-shaped dark olive green nugs with lots of thin orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of chunky white crystal trichomes.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 75% Indica / 25% Sativa
THC: 19% – 23%
Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy
May Help Relieve: Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia
Pink Astra is a stellar variant of the infamous BC-born and bred Pink Kush. A relative of OG Kush, Pink Astra is a pure indica phenotype and one of the strongest cuts of Pink Kush available in Canada. Many connoisseurs will cherish this strain for its’ heavy-hitting body high and cheery, uplifting effects. Making it quite the formidable smoke and one that isn’t recommended for beginners or novice users. This force of nature combines the freight-truck hitting intensity of a well grown Pink Kush and combines it with notes of robust diesel-like gas, pure dankness, hints of pine and a subtle creamy, almost vanilla-like sweetness to create a truly unique terpene profile that is similar to Pink Kush but also so much better! Although grow times for this dank strain can take up to 11 weeks, its’ always worth it from a consumers’ perspective when it comes to craft-grown, top shelf collection weed like this.
Indica Dominant Hybrid – 80% Indica / 20% Sativa
THC: 19% – 23%
Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy
May Help Relieve: Anxiety, Appetite Loss, Chronic Pain, Depression, Insomnia
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